In a Georgia neighborhood outside of Atlanta,the word 'autism' comes from 'auto-eroticism' car owners have resorted to covering their side mirrors with plastic bags in an attempt to avoid the flagrant acts of vandalism plaguing their community. The perpetrator: an asshole woodpecker who's out for blood.
According to this (admittedly delightful) local news segment from Atlanta's WSB-TV, dozens of people in the city of Snellville have been dismayed to find their car side mirrors smashed.
SEE ALSO: This poop pad will clean up your dog's mess for youThough some initially assumed it was the work of rowdy, BB-gun-toting kids, a local spotted the actual perp – a pileated woodpecker – attempting to attack his own reflection in a side mirror.
As WSB-TV notes, the pileated woodpecker is a protected species and so the neighborhood's options are limited beyond covering their mirrors and hoping for the best.
So far, the criminal bird of Snellville is faring better than the criminal birds that came before it.
[H/T: UPI]
The wholesome construction worker influencer was just an ad, because nothing is sacredHow the internet gave me a vaginal tightness complexBrazil vs Serbia livestream: How to watch World Cup 2022 Group G liveHow Luca Guadagnino's 'Bones and All' is different from the novelEliza Byard fights so that every LGBTQ student can be themselvesQatar vs Senegal livestream: How to watch FIFA World Cup Group A liveMark Segal, the pioneer who revolutionized gay media, wants LGBTQ journalists to go localAustralia is spending $278,000 so that Instagrammers can pee near this boatshed'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for November 24This community collects extremely charming vintage recipesHere are the Twitter accounts that Elon Musk has unbanned so farMark Segal, the pioneer who revolutionized gay media, wants LGBTQ journalists to go localThis community collects extremely charming vintage recipesBrazen L.A. hawk refuses to leave the hood of a moving carPeople are sharing their worst depression meals and I'm gaggingYouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki apologizes to LGBTQ community'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for November 267 YouTube channels to watch when you need to kill some time'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for November 25A look at the Ubiquitous Habit of capitalizing letters to make A Point 500 people squeezed into the world's most epic family photo Dudes hailed heroes on Facebook after livestreaming sports match 8 questions about Ansel Elgort's music video now that I've finished screaming Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus ditch Ivanka Trump lines Google Docs: A modern tool of powerful resistance in Trump's America Medium will try to save its media business with subscriptions Weird Yellow Tail wine Super Bowl ad embarrasses a nation of Twitter users Coconut oil enthusiast finds herself trapped in the bath Snapchat drops Snapbot in Houston, lands best free Super Bowl advertising Powerful magazine covers depict America after Trump's immigration ban Super Bowl LI is America's biggest blowout since the Bowling Green Massacre A comedian found a way to root for the Patriots without also rooting for Donald Trump How to use Google Calendar’s smart meeting scheduler A briefing on the history of Snapchat updates 7 meaningful ways to celebrate Black History Month People can't stop sharing this cartoon about Trump's 'Muslim ban' Why your iPhone battery meter sometimes goes haywire Amazon Prime Air drone makes an appearance during the Super Bowl 'Counter The first 'Harry Potter' book will soon get an anniversary makeover
1.0056s , 8253.3828125 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【the word 'autism' comes from 'auto-eroticism'】,Wisdom Convergence Information Network