If you're currently residing in an area where temperatures are The Perfect Taste of Sexbelow zero, you are not alone.
As a deep freeze settles in across America, there are so many people who are currently colder than you -- and that alone should give you solace.
All across the country except in beautiful sunny, better Los Angeles (sorry New York), temperatures are dropping into the teens and below. In times like this, all the internet has is each other.
SEE ALSO: These beautiful snowflake photos were actually captured using a microscopeThursday morning, temperatures dropped below 32 degrees Fahrenheit in Watertown, New York. In the mountains in New Hampshire, temperatures have dropped to minus-34 degrees. Chicago has been nicknamed Chiberia (which is frankly disrespectful to Siberia, where one city is currently minus-45 degrees. Please read my article).
Are you also suffering from the deep freeze? Take a look at these tweets and find your community.
How cold is it in Chicago? Well.... pic.twitter.com/SGeAjHrALk
— ZillyAtRawr (@ZillyAtRawr) December 29, 2017
Its so cold outside my nipples could key a car rn
— DUA LIPA (@DUALIPA) December 28, 2017
Chicago river is frozen. Cold. pic.twitter.com/mpXnB5Ogme
— Dr. Hajime Otani (@HajimeOtani) December 29, 2017
Baby it’s cold outside. #chicago pic.twitter.com/vvEKjC2tzD
— Renata (@renatagryzik) December 29, 2017
It is warm in my house but cold outside, so global warming exists only in my house. If I just open the doors and windows, everything will even out and I will solve global warming. You're welcome.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) December 29, 2017
Imagine how dumb you’d have to be to think “hey it’s cold outside, global warming must be a lie”
— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) December 29, 2017
Incredible video shows Lake Erie near Hamburg, New York completely frozen solid. https://t.co/bNIforzA84 pic.twitter.com/QZA83psNEG
— Good Morning America (@GMA) December 29, 2017
Frozen Bryant Park fountain this morning pic.twitter.com/xm7qDWclj1
— Noel Calingasan (@nyclovesnyc) December 27, 2017
In my ass, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. I have no fewer than FORTY ICE CUBES up my ASS as I am trying to build an igloo for my doody to live in in my cold ass. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming in MY ASS. Bundle up!
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 29, 2017
#tahquamenonfalls#upperpeninsula#puremichigan#nature#purebeauty
Playing with boiling water is my favorite thing to do when the temps fall to almost -20F. 💨❄️💗 • #lakesuperior #gichigami #playingwithwater #nevergrowup #winterwonderland #winterplay #thisismyyoga #yogaeverydamnday
Fresh snow pack, a stinging northwest wind and low single digit temps will produce dangerously cold wind chills on Saturday morning. Plan accordingly if heading outside. #Chiberia #ilwx @WGNNews pic.twitter.com/ADxrypfBLw
— Bill Snyder (@billyweather) December 29, 2017
And there always has to be one dog who ruins the self-pity for the rest of us:
Hey Chicago, I know it’s really cold and all, but my dog is beside himself and literally jumping for joy in the snow so I think it’s worth it 😍✨ pic.twitter.com/V1E32UZsku
— Raquel Zaldivar (@raqzal) December 29, 2017
Embrace your high heating bills everyone. Do not deny yourselves the pleasure of manufactured warmth.
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