One of the hardest parts of ending a longterm relationship is I Want To Be The First Guythe slow, painful spread of information to your shared friends.
That's why couple-centric holidays like Halloween can be such a blessing! If you and your partner know your relationship is a mockery of the love and support, why not agree on one last thing and do a couples costume that tells your friends, "We do not care for each other anymore?"
Break it to your friends gently: this is over.
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