Summer is Chinaa great time to hit the water and cool off from the sweltering heat. And there is no better way to enjoy your time in the water than with an obnoxious and impossibly large pool float.
SEE ALSO: Pool floats for your dog are a thing now and we will not enter summer without themSure, you could get a normal, human-sized pool float for yourself, but what's the fun in floating around all by your lonesome? This summer, get a pool float big enough for you, your best pals, and even a few random extras.
We took the liberty of rounding up some of the biggest pool floats available online to ensure that your fantasies of lounging on a giant floating pizza become reality. We're talking floats with coolers and cup holders for icy beverages, shade covers, and plenty of room for everyone you'd want to invite to a pool party — which, realistically, is like six to eight people, at most.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Swivel around on the high seas (or, your local community pool) on an inner-tube that would make King Triton blush. You can purchase the float here for $269.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable This hole-dotted pool float is great for kids, and can withstand loads of "rough play" according to its description. You can get it here for $52.99.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Bring your "cabana" out onto the water this summer. With a floating cooler and ample room to stretch out and relax, you'll never need to return to shore — though you definitely should because people will miss you otherwise. Get it here for $287.99.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Recline on the extra large back rests or lay out fully on the raft's "deck" to get all of the Vitamin D you were deprived of during the winter. Get it here for $91.99.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Get a full set of individual pizza slice floats that connect together to form the perfect inflatable pie, or purchase a single slice. You can get the whole pie here for $225.55.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Why exhaust yourself swimming in the water when you could just sit in it instead? Back rests and a mesh bottom keep you cool without the fuss. Get it here for $388.99.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Take a magical ride on this massive unicorn float that can comfortably seat six people. You can get this float -- or its peacock and flamingo counterparts -- on Amazon for $269.97.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable The purpose of this duck is to sit in placid water for your visual enjoyment. You can buy it here for $570, if you must.
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