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The BBC announced a new permanent radio program dedicated to "slow radio," with 30-minute recordings that will kick your autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) into overdrive.

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Helmed by Radio 3's Alan Davey and set to launch with the station's autumn schedule, programming will revolve around newly commissioned, ASMR-conducive clips of relatively quiet scenes with minimal but effective sounds.

You can expect such soothing sounds as the hallowed halls of Durham Cathedral at evening time, the mooing of cows en route to County Galway in the Burren cattle blessing, the ticking clocks of Upton House in Warwickshire, and the animal-peppered sounds of dusk at an unnamed zoo.

"You'll hear the sounds of lions going to sleep," Davey told the BBC. "Dusk is an exciting time for noises in zoos — as it is in most places."

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"We feel strongly about offering the public a mindful experience, a place, a haven, where they can lose themselves in audio," said Davey.

Hear anything? That's the slow silence of the central nave of Durham Cathedral. Credit: DeAgostini/Getty Images

Plus, the BBC reports it is planning to run a full day of commissioned "sonic memorials," from World War I battlefields around the globe on Nov. 11, Remembrance Day in the Commonwealth or Veterans Day in the U.S., with a minute of silence at the usual 11 a.m.

There will reportedly be some major events too, including a three-hour program wander through the Black Forest with Welsh-British travel author Horatio Clare, to be broadcast on Christmas Eve.

So keen.

It's not the first venture into "slow" radio for the BBC. In October 2017, Radio 3 ran five soundscapes of monastic life from the Downside, Belmont and Pluscarden Abbeys.

The longest-ever continuous music broadcast on BBC radio was Max Richter's eight-hour overnight performance, Sleep, which is a form of "slow radio."

If you can't wait until then, crank up Janet Jackson's or Jeff Goldblum's delve into quiet, tingly ASMR and prepare to be tingled.

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