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SAVE $42.98:Through Dec. 16,Exploring The Jungle Between My Wife’s Crotch buy a pre-lit artificial Christmas tree at Amazon and get a free Echo Pop and smart plug.

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Opens in a new window Credit: National Tree Company Buy a pre-lit artifical Christmas tree, get a free Echo Pop and smart plug Through Dec. 16

For everyone champing at the bit to get their holiday decorations up, now is your time. You can snag all kinds of artificial Christmas trees at Amazon and get two free gifts in return with this cheery seasonal deal — and you don't even have to wait until Black Friday.

Through Dec. 16, buy a pre-lit artificial Christmas tree at Amazon and get a free Echo Pop and smart plug with purchase. The Echo Pop and smart plug bundle currently costs $42.98 at Amazon, so these freebies make for a nice bonus that could help you set your tree up with voice controls. There are more than 200 trees to choose from, and your promotion will be included at checkout.

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Whatever your preferred tree style is, you're bound to find something shimmering you'll love on this long list. There are frosted trees, pencil trees, 10-foot tall trees, and many more — and they're all pre-lit. Shop your color preference with trees that come with a range of light styles from clear to multicolored lights you can change to suit your mood. You and your loved ones can gather around this tree for years to come.

Just keep in mind some of the fine print:

• Offer expires at 12:00 p.m. PT on December 16th, 2024.

• Offer only applies to products sold by Amazon.com or Amazon.com Services LLC (look for "sold by Amazon.com" or "sold by Amazon.com Services LLC" on the product detail page).

• Items must be purchased in a single order and shipped at the same speed to a single address.

• Offer limited to one per customer and account.

• Offer may not be combined with other offers.

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