There's something inherently a little silly about using tiny cartoon images to simulate sexual acts.
But we all know the usual sexting suspects by now — eggplant emoji,Ghost Over Flowers (2014) Uncut peach emoji, pointing finger at OK hand symbol emoji. Yawn. Where are the quality masturbation emoji?
SEE ALSO: The cherry emoji and 14 other emoji you can use to sextThe world's most recognizably phallic veggie may still reign supreme, but it's time to retire the ol' eggplant for a while. It's time to use other elongated food items — may we suggest the banana? Or maybe a bit of meat?
And there are also so many options for vaginal masturbation! All you need to do is get a little creative.
To help you out, we've compiled some emoji that are perfect for subtly sexting your date, having a laugh amongst friends, or quickly alerting your roommate to steer clear of your room for the next hour.
Give yourself a hand, and try out these emoji combos for yourself. Though you might need to provide an explanation to whoever you're sending them to, really the only important thing is that you know what's going on. 😏
UPDATE: May. 1, 2023, 4:51 p.m. AEST This article was originally published in May 2019, and was updated in May 2023.
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